Up to date

Just in case you've lived under a rock for the past 10 years - and let's say that rock didn't have Internet under it either - here's a catch up on everything you missed:

Best Wedding Dance Ever?

Certainly better than that youtube video of the wedding with the dance-in to that crappy R&B song. I'd show you the link to that but I wouldn't want you to go blind / implode at its cringe-worthiness / hunt down and kill me for exposing your ears the that song. I don't know what the name of the song is - but I would rather tell my kids I walked down the aisle to theme from Ghostbusters. Anyway, enjoy this one instead.

Ha!

How it works

Gross. Watch its bum.

If you don't get it...

... you never will. It's a Nintendo thing.

Oh.... I'll come back...

In related news:

Crash/Repair

The Crash



The Repair

Free.... umm.... animals

Wild Turkey

Watch this clip from Jurassic Park then tell me the video after it isn't the funniest thing you've ever seen.

Rollercoaster

This has been posted on the blog a while ago - but it just has to be seen again. Best Rollercoaster pictures EVER (do not miss these!):

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2009/rollercoasterfunnies.htm?

Police Chase Fail

Frankly, we don't see enough of these. It's always the bad guy getting caught etc. But click this link and you won't be disappointed in, what turned out to be, the most comical police crash ever (video).

http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/282/

Doritos Flavour #142

High Five!

Best one at 2:05

TWSS

Head In Bed?

http://www.break.com/index/girlfriend-scared-by-fake-head-in-bed.html

My Cellphone!

If your phone dies in some way, chances are, you're going to have a close encounter or suffer death by zombie/psycho/miscellaneous monster. Observe:

Bad Tats

Go to this link to make yourself feel better about a tattoo you got and now regret - or perhaps a reason not to get something you thought might have been awesome.

Terrible Tattoos on Girls. (just friggin terrible):

http://bigstupididiot.com/2009/09/24/20-tattoos-you-dont-want-to-get-if-youre-a-girl/

You 'bout to get robbed!

Who wants one?

News?

I don't know why this is news. It's attention should peak on blogs like this:

Dirty Car

I suppose this next link could relate to the dust storm we just had in Sydney. These are some of the best artworks drawn in the dust of windscreens'. Why don't any of these guys live near my house? I usually just end up with a drawing of a penis on mine.

http://www.holytaco.com/25-awesome-dirty-car-window-art

eg:

Thanks

Beer + Cigarettes + Money = Fire

Check this article. It doesn't take much to be set on fire in America.

http://www.wftv.com/news/21131751/detail.html

Tetris

Sorry

Haven't posted in a while. Been lazy.

Hmm....

San Fran Airport

Abercrombie & Fitch CEO

Don't even pretend you weren't thinking it.

National Flag Anyone?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_the_Benin_Empire.svg

Are you serious?

In Case of Vampire

Ummmm. Hey?

Kinda Gay

Wrong species mister

The one that got away

Damn sea lions!

http://www.break.com/index/sea-lion-steals-mans-fish.html

Ghetto Burgers

Dog vs. Crocodile

Cake Mistake

A bunch of 'interesting' choices for cake text and decoration:

http://bigstupididiot.com/2009/09/21/15-most-embarrassing-cakes/

Yo Kanye...

Basketball

23 Greatest Jordan moments:



... and 1 bizarre Charlie Murphy moment:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/16c1853bb6/leroy-smith-gift-to-the-game

All the single babies

I'm normally not sold on anything to do with babies, however...

Street Art #2

Unbelievably good street art.

http://www.holytaco.com/25-coolest-banksy-graffiti

eg.

Armageddon

Some awesome photos of the death-dust that covered Sydney this morning. The end is nigh!

http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/environment/dust-turns-sydney-sky-red/20090923-g0tw.html?selectedImage=0

Macca's

How to avoid McDonald's. Stay in the black spaces.

Goooooaaaaaaaal!

An oldie but a goodie. One fine piece of soccer.

Black Hawk/Cock

Sex Drive!

Nigga Plz!

Hi Thurrrr!

Badass Spider

Wood Carvings

This link HAS to be seen. These are some of the most incredible wood works I've ever seen.

http://sbcn.weebly.com/

Here's a taste so you know can see how good they are:

Extreeeeeeeeeme

Blackflips/Planes/Bikes/etc.

http://skateboardingmagazine.com/blog/2009/09/05/motorcycle-does-backflip-over-low-flying-airplane/

Shocking

Mascot Fail

Celebrity Tennis

Watch from about 6:30 onwards. Andy Roddick just became hilarious.

Next time, choose black.

Mac Attack!

Catch and Film

http://www.break.com/index/fan-films-himself-catching-home-run.html

This took me a good 5 seconds

You'll know if you get it.

How to stack goods

Has to be in Japan.

Rare Photos

Of the extinct.

http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/featured/rare-photographs-now-extinct-beasts/14727

Including this thing:



And this:



Too soon?

Musical Birds

A guy takes a photo of some birds on wires. Treats the birds as notes and the wire as the bar and plays the song accordingly. Clever and actually a good song.

http://www.vimeo.com/6428069

Being Big Bird

I won't flinch!

And I have to post this again just because it's similar and still awesome.

Long time no Post

But here's more stuff to hold you time wasters over.

Enjoy this nerd post on what movies would be called if the Internet were responsible for naming them.

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790000

My favourite was 'The Passion of The Christ'.