Thursday, November 5, 2009

Heaven?

Perhaps Heaven Light

Who is....

Regular SNL fans will enjoy this one. (Here's some context for the rest of you)



Hairless Bear

Welcome to your nightmare:



More pics:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1225042/Bald-bears-baffle-vets-mystery-condition-German-zoo.html

Good Show

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Planet Earth

If you haven't watched the BBC documentary series 'Planet Earth', you're missing out. Here's a snippet from the new series 'Life'.

Best spider retreat ever.



The invincible lizard

Bladeless Fan

This almost seems like a prank.

Why are you fat?

Deep fried butter anyone?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/31545890#33322728

Another awesome tattoo

22 Super Mario's

22 different versions of Super Mario performed on different 'instruments'

http://www.collegehumor.com/videos/playlist:mariomusic#1811809

And here's the new Super Mario on Wii...... turns out I need a Wii.



Whoa!!!!!

Haircut Graph

Lifeguard

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Bar Fight

With guns etc.

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/story?section=news/local&id=7056658

Slow Mo #2

Inappropriate

When 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' turns R Rated.

Matt Damon

On Entourage

Perspective

The Voyager 1 spacecraft is a 722-kilogram robotic space probe, launched September 5, 1977. It remains operational, currently pursuing its extended mission to locate and study the boundaries of the Solar System. Its original mission was to visit Jupiter and Saturn; and it was the first probe to provide detailed images of the moons of these planets.

In layman's terms: They shot it into space and it kept going.

Included in the spacecraft is one of the two Voyager Golden Records. This phonograph record contains sounds and images selected to portray the diversity of life and culture on Earth. It is intended for any intelligent extraterrestrial life form, or for future humans, that may find it.

Here are the images we sent with it: http://goldenrecord.org/images.htm

AND NOW:

"Voyager 1 is the farthest man-made object from Earth —currently over 10 BILLION miles — this however only equals .0017 lightyears

Punk

10 Toys That Made You Gay

I couldn't help watching this after seeing the title. And yes, it is hilarious.



Special mention for the #1 spot. Here it is again (How the hell did this make it to air?):

No more training wheels

Global Warming?

New article from BBC about whether or not we're doomed to die and over-heated death. So is the sky falling? Don't believe it just because Al Gore told you so. Go find out.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8299079.stm

or watch this documentary here (don't worry it's not boring and monotonous. It's a bit like a Michael Moore film):

http://www.viddler.com/explore/micheleforan/videos/2/

Noooooo!

Just imagine Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" playing the background.

OH.MY.GOD

Speechless...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=617_1252006591

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Balloons

Ever wondered what happened to that balloon you accidentally let go of?

Love Thy Neighbour

You seen my bird?

John Stewart Video

My blog is rarely (if never) political. But here's a guy who ran for President last year and should have won. He went on The Daily Show with John Stewart. He wants to eliminate the federal reserve. I promise it's not boring. It's actually 'need to know'. If only America wasn't obsessed with trying to install a first black/female president and was more obsessed with trying to stop a country being slowly flushed down the toilet.

http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/09/30/ron-paul-on-the-daily-show/

Like this...

I predict...

Finish Him!

Marriage Proposal

Click this link to see the best proposal ever. Click the 'next' photo button to see how it unfolds.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/6247308/Jennifer-will-you-marry-me-A-marriage-proposal-on-telephone-poles-turns-sour.html

Too soon?

Perspective Cat

Knows whats up.

Biggest Idiot?

This is painfully stupid.

Death at Birth

Chicken lays big egg and dies as a result. Here's the article - and yes, there's a picture of the egg. It's huuuuuuuuge:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1217255/Eggscruciating-Roberta-hen-dies-laying-enormous-egg.html

Monkey Mist

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Up to date

Just in case you've lived under a rock for the past 10 years - and let's say that rock didn't have Internet under it either - here's a catch up on everything you missed:

Best Wedding Dance Ever?

Certainly better than that youtube video of the wedding with the dance-in to that crappy R&B song. I'd show you the link to that but I wouldn't want you to go blind / implode at its cringe-worthiness / hunt down and kill me for exposing your ears the that song. I don't know what the name of the song is - but I would rather tell my kids I walked down the aisle to theme from Ghostbusters. Anyway, enjoy this one instead.

Ha!

How it works

Gross. Watch its bum.

If you don't get it...

... you never will. It's a Nintendo thing.

Oh.... I'll come back...



In related news:

Crash/Repair

The Crash



The Repair

Free.... umm.... animals

Wild Turkey

Watch this clip from Jurassic Park then tell me the video after it isn't the funniest thing you've ever seen.



Rollercoaster

This has been posted on the blog a while ago - but it just has to be seen again. Best Rollercoaster pictures EVER (do not miss these!):

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2009/rollercoasterfunnies.htm?

Police Chase Fail

Frankly, we don't see enough of these. It's always the bad guy getting caught etc. But click this link and you won't be disappointed in, what turned out to be, the most comical police crash ever (video).

http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/282/

Doritos Flavour #142

High Five!

Best one at 2:05

TWSS

Head In Bed?

http://www.break.com/index/girlfriend-scared-by-fake-head-in-bed.html

My Cellphone!

If your phone dies in some way, chances are, you're going to have a close encounter or suffer death by zombie/psycho/miscellaneous monster. Observe:

Bad Tats

Go to this link to make yourself feel better about a tattoo you got and now regret - or perhaps a reason not to get something you thought might have been awesome.

Terrible Tattoos on Girls. (just friggin terrible):

http://bigstupididiot.com/2009/09/24/20-tattoos-you-dont-want-to-get-if-youre-a-girl/

You 'bout to get robbed!

Who wants one?

News?

I don't know why this is news. It's attention should peak on blogs like this:


Dirty Car

I suppose this next link could relate to the dust storm we just had in Sydney. These are some of the best artworks drawn in the dust of windscreens'. Why don't any of these guys live near my house? I usually just end up with a drawing of a penis on mine.

http://www.holytaco.com/25-awesome-dirty-car-window-art

eg:

Thanks

Beer + Cigarettes + Money = Fire

Check this article. It doesn't take much to be set on fire in America.

http://www.wftv.com/news/21131751/detail.html

Tetris