Thursday, April 30, 2009

Somebody sign this man!

One thousand gold coins to anyone who can watch this with a straight face.

Acid anyone?

Pooped 'Em

How to get laid.... off

Imagine getting laidoff like this:

Oh my god!

If you only look at one article today, make it this one.

This guy's parents obviously didn't think too much of him at birth.

He didn't make things any better by getting the job he did:

Relation Ship

For anyone in a relationship:

Even if you're not. Hilarious.


Post #100

Totally not gay.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

NPH wouldn't do that


For all you budding musicians, get your drum on!


Until I know that it wasn't the art teacher i'm not buying this as the students fault.


Hello original porn scene:

Toy Cars

I think by now most people have seen the trick of tilt photography that makes things look like toys. I've never seen it used this effectively though. 3...2...1 aaaand amazing!

This dude is OLD!

Listen carefully at 0:40. That blew my mind.

Stop, drop and.... bleed.

Super sweet Japanese commercial.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Monday, April 20, 2009

Rolling & Coasting

Below is a link containing some pretty dope roller coaster souvenir snaps.

While you're at it...check out some of the other albums on the site.

Rather amusing.

Kung-Fu Fighting..

This deserves a big ass question mark..?


Sunday, April 19, 2009

Slum Dog not-so Millionaire

The link below has a bunch of images that show how life is in the slum's of Mumbai, India.


Thursday, April 16, 2009

I Ran So Far

Iran before the Islamic revolution. I'd have to bet that a lot of you didn't expect this. Great pictures. Enjoy.


X-Ray Vision

It's finally here people! You can see people in all their naked glory. I can't help but think it would look gross for guys. It'd be all trapped and stuff...... yeh. Anyway, X-ray vision. No joke. Check it!

Oh and I also wanted to say - definitely unnecessary security measures.

Epic Brawl

If at first you don't succeed.

This is probably the best thing I've read in a while. Vodka + 2 Story Building + Wife = Awesome

Fly like an...

Fake vs. Real

We all know the difference between a picture of a fast food ad and the real thing, but it's still funny to look at. I never thought I knew what a sad sandwich looked like. Now I do. Oh and forgive me for being crude but doesn't the the second picture have some serious vagina references?
You be the judge.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Did you know...

A blue whales tongue weighs more than an elephant. Again, my juice lid told me so. Not only is hydration necessary, it's fun!

Audi v BMW

I'm more of an Audi fan but this = BMW win.

This is...

... hands down, the least cool thing I've ever seen.


Pimp Smack

Apparently, cops dont care too much for protesters at the G20 summit. I don't want to make a joke of this but it's most definitely a pimp smack.

Thou shalt not steal

I'm going to Russia to commit some robberies. Who's with me?

check it!

Child Labor

Bad subject but good photo's. Can't say I've ever seen it outside of a parody.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Whale Attack!

And it's not the killer kind either. Just when you thought it was safe to swim with 20 metre wild animals.

Whole different kind of sand art

She's going to Hell

Click to enlarge, then read. I must be going to hell because I'm not even good at it.

Alley Oop

The Wall of Death

For bike lovers or death-wish enthusiasts:


Speed..... dating?

Read this.

It's about sex if you need any convincing why.


This is David Buckner, the professor of organizational leadership at Columbia University. Staying true to his profession, he faints like a true gentleman. Take notes.

Poke the Flounder

Here are lists of all the terms for masturbation (I didn't know how to be subtle about that so I dove right in)

The female list

The male list

I noticed there are a few more for men.

Monday, April 13, 2009



Probably not the best way to go, however it is unique.

Lights, Camera, Action!......uhhh... Lights!

Firstly, watch all these video's because they're worth the time you're probably wasting.

This is a video of Etienne De Crecy's unbelievable light show. I'm sure most people who visit this have seen it already (in one form or another). I still think it's the best light show around....

... then this happened. Below is a video of the Killers with a strangely similar show.

Coincidence? Apparently not. Supposedly Etienne De Crecy developed the projection technology and from sources that need to be taken with a grain of salt, the whole situation went more or less like this:

MTV/Killers: Hey Etienne, nice light show. Can we use it at the MTV Awards for our show?
Etienne De Crecy: Nope.
MTV/Killers: Ok. Well what if we make sure you get all the credit for it?
Etienne De Crecy: No.
MTV/Killers: Well how about we use it anyway because we can?

Aaaaand so begins a rumoured law suit.

Anyway, Killers:

So the Killers obviously have a bigger budget.... and More Cubes. But they stole someone elses idea. Lame. How long before Nickelback appears in the Daft Punk Pyramid?

What I'm really leading to is this light show...... Whoa!

If the previous videos impressed you prepare yourself. If you didn't even bother with the last 2, at least watch this - (Bare with the first 2 minutes.... then...... mind = blown)

AntiVJ & Crea Composite: Nuit Blanche Bruxelles from AntiVJ on Vimeo.

Landing Fail




Fake or not, I still want to live in a few of these:

Cuddly Fish

Video made slightly better by the commentary.

Viva La France!

For all you in need of good music close to its original source, I would like to point you in the direction of

Constant support from Gauthier AKA Med has managed to get people to satisfy my possible and probable ADD. He's one super nice dude with an ultra fresh hair-do.

Bookmark that blog! Your ears will thank you.


If you've watched tv in the past day or so, you would've seen this:

For everyone that wants to see what could have happened see here:

or here:

or if you have a strong stomach... HERE

Sunday, April 12, 2009

I'm moving to Italy

Italian prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi.



I love to see is a bad tattoo. What I love even more is to a see a tattoo mistake (wrong spelling etc.). But I think this takes things to whole new level....

This is what you get when you let people vote on what you will have tattooed to your upper back:

Rock It

If you're feeling impatient, 1.25 is where it all happens.... and then 3.00 is where it all happens again, in slow motion.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Friday, April 10, 2009


Something to think about (for America anyway)...

Top of the Iggy's


Cat Jump

Ms. Isles

Somebody send me some if you find these balloons.

Tiny Town

This strikes me as unneccessary but hey, it's still cool:

Thursday, April 9, 2009

More Statues...

This is a wiki page dedicated to the worlds largest statues categorised by height. With pictures for everyone who likes shiny objects and pretty colours:

Steve Martin

... is awesome. More celebrities should carry these.

Mystery of Easter Solved


The name in the link kind of speaks for itself: Awesome body art

Check it out.

Bigger is Better

Before you scroll over these pictures, have a look at the size of the people at the base of each.

Did you know...

The sound of a stomach grumble is called 'borborygmus' or 'borborygmi' if there's more than one.

My juice lid told me so. Don't ask me how to pronounce it.

For anyone who still cares:

He didn't make it...

Took me a second glance to get this one...

Billy Bob

For everyone that enjoys uncomfortable situations as much as I do, here's 13 minutes worth. Billy Bob Thornton is incredibly good at playing the asshole in films.... apparently in real life too. The beginning strikes quite close to the Jaquine Phoenix/David Letterman interview. I'll post that one soon too.

Happy Easter

For all you egg hunters out there:

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Crash n Burn

Home Sweet Home

Click here for more of these:

Bird is the Word

I read about this on my apple juice lid. I had to check it out. Let's get factual!

National Anthems

I went through a post on today of the 10 worst national anthem performances. Of all of them, I found these two to be the best:

The context of this one: a memorial to remember fallen officers. I'm not sure if that actually makes it funnier.

And of course this one (if you haven't already seen it.... more than once):

Drug Problem

For anyone that dabbles in cocaine, I won't post all the text in here, just read this link.

Win for Australia

The bra market is expanding, literally. Up to 40 per cent of Australian women now buy bras with a cup size of DD or higher, new figures from lingerie suppliers show.

Full article:,27574,25290859-36398,00.html


Check out his other stuff. Definitely worth it.

South Park / Saddam

During his captivity, US marines forced Saddam, who was executed in 2006, to repeatedly watch the move South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut, which shows him as gay, as well as the boyfriend of Satan. He was also regularly depicted in a similar manner during the TV series.

The admission comes with the show's 13th season already running in the US. It will celebrate its 12th anniversary later this year.

The show, which satirises a wide range of topics, including religion, sexuality and mental illness, has won a number of awards including three Emmys for Outstanding Animated Programme.

Recent episodes have seen Barack Obama using his Presidential victory as a way to steal jewels from Washington in an Oceans 11-style heist.

It also recently depicted the United States Treasury as deciding economic measures by cutting the head off a chicken and letting it run on a game show style board, landing on a decision.

Stone, 37, said both he and Parker, 39, were most proud of the signed Saddam photo, given to them by the US Army's 4th Infantry Division.

He said: "We're very proud of our signed Saddam picture and what it means. Its one of our biggest highlights.

"I have it on pretty good information from the marines on detail in Iraq that they showed Saddam the movie.

"Over and over again – which is a pretty funny thought.

"That's really adding insult to injury."


Tuesday, April 7, 2009


This thing is at the Denver Airport in the United States. It's a 32 ft high Mustang. (10 Metres for all you metric systemers).

Serious Injury

Of all the fails on , the second video posted here is not the best, nor the funniest. However! This first video made it hilarious. Note: All sound in the second video is real.


Hooray for Germans


Coh! - Fee!.... Bee! - eer!



In layman's terms "Where earthquake's have happened".
Score 1 for Africa.

Apparently not for girls...

And here's the full uncut version:

First Things First

I primarily use these sites to get my material:

I'm just putting it all in the ones place for everyone's convenience and enjoyment.

... and we're off.