Speech

Sarah Palin's crappy speech gets covered by William Shatner:

Ahh you ruined it!

Gift Idea?

Check this idea for a swim suit out. I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't consider buying this for someone:

http://www.spike.com/blog/how-to-make-girls/84496

Barred

Skip to 2:30 for Seth Rogen 's accout on getting shunned by Megan Fox.

Slow Mo

Bullets hitting stuff in slow motion. Incredible ad. I highly recommend:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a38_1248854848

SFX

Rain!

Space Health

Interesting article about the health risks of space travel. (Don't worry, its short. I'm impatient and I read it so it can't be too bad)

http://amog.com/lifestyle/fly-outer-space-heres/

Subaru Crash

You can kind of tell this is going to be bad before the landing.

35 Weirdos

35 Pictures of some weirdo's you just can't help looking at.

http://www.kontraband.com/pics/18814/Weirdy-Weirdoes-And-Their-Weird-Ways/?gpage=1#show

eg.



and

Quit while you're ahead

I'd be running before my pencil left the paper.

WWII in HD

This looks incredible. A large pile of footage has (somehow) been converted from black and white into colour and (somehow again) made into HD. A whole new perspective on the second world war. Worth watching the preview - I want to see the real thing - on an HD television.

No really.....you will!

Try it!

Anti-Theft Sandwich Bag

Awesome!

Wealthy Vs. Not So Wealthy

Nice one

No, really, Mariah Carey - nice throw. What was that thing you did just before you released the ball? Why does your arm end up somewhere off to your left? How on earth did you do that? Outstanding work.

Dog vs. Lazer

... boy loses:

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/07/28

Dinner Time

Heckler

This is the best and most persistent heckle ever.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917991

Coke vs. Mentos

World's Hottest Highjumper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4dR3hHiOWM

Prank

I would fear the consequence of doing this to a friend. Mostly it's just too much effort for something that can be done with a kick.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917904

Death Cat...

...wants your soul

Science!

Skip to 2:00 to get to the cool stuff.

Fly Guy

Eat the ham

Waddacatch! What...A.... Catch.

Expensive Tweet

I don't use twitter, nor do I know much about it. But imagine being sued for $50,000 for a tweet. Hopefully this woman doesn't end up finding out what that's like.

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago-bar-tender/2009/07/exhibit-a-will-one-chicago-womans-tweet-cost-her-50000.html

Close... sort of

More Space

Tune

Normally I don't post music on the blog as too many other people have beaten me to the punch in doing that. However, brought to my attention by my French assosciate, Gauthier, from the Lazzydigger blog, was something far too good to pass up:

Space Is The Place (Mp3)

Thanks to:

http://lazzydigger.blogspot.com/

for the find.

Sporting

Here's some cool moments in a range of sports. I apologise, on behalf of the person who made the video, for the song that accompanies it. I'd also like to say that the song is a contender for worst song of the decade and every pressing of it should be burnt, then peed on, then burnt again and sunk to the deepest hole in the ocean.

Anyway - enjoy:

http://www.snotr.com/video/2899

Struck

... by lightning. Watch his hands closely.

Colour Blind Simulator

http://www.webexhibits.org/causesofcolor/2.html

But let's face it, you wouldn't really know if you were. You'd be used to stuff being dull or hyper-coloured. Find out the hard way and try to join the air force.

Bowling

Trick shots in bowling. Coooooool.

10 pins - 2 balls - 1 lane



2 pins - 1 ball - 2 lanes



3 pins - 1 ball - 3 lanes

I don't know what these are:

(this is real. not a joke)

http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=2728

She-Car-Go!

Nice try.

Whoa, WTF!

This is far less predictable than you think.... and as bad as I feel - it's pretty damn funny.

Glass Sculptor

Skills on video:

http://intrawebtubes.blogspot.com/2009/07/amazing-glass-sculpting.html

... and down

You weren't even THERE MAAAAN!

Touche garbagemen

Oh...

Holey crap

Binocular Soccer

Easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Essential viewing - even if it's the only thing you watch all day.

$69!

The price is..... right! Wow.

http://www.dula.tv/watch.php?file=69-dollar-bid-on-the-price-is-right.flv

Dr Bummer, the Gynocologist bids $69. This couldn't be better.

No way! How?

Everything about this video screams "Fail", "Accident" or "Maimed"

... but somehow...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f98_1197045090

Simple is Better

Evolution

Dry Ice. Still awesome.

50 Great Nerd Photos

This is essential viewing:

http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Funny/50-Epic-Super-Nerd-Photos/50-Epic-Super-Nerd-Photos_42-5245.html#joomimg

Allow me to tempt you to this link:

Y'HIRED!.... y'fired.

Killing the mood

A couple having sex in public are forced to deal with the elements.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Nude_couples_outdoor_sex_session_cut_short_by_lightning_bolt&in_article_id=708892&in_page_id=2

The Disco Fish

Here's a preview from the BBC documentary 'Blue Planet'. Prepare to see the best fish...... ever.

Sweden out of Sperm

There's not much more I can add to that title.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/24/swedish_shortage/

Fail.

Biro Pics

10 ft tall drawings done entirely in blue biro. Time consuming? Probably. Cool result? Definitely.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-511688/Simply-birolliant--incredible-10ft-photographs-drawn-ballpoint-pen.html

2nd Largest...

... aquarium tank in the world. Begin 'wowing' nnnnnnow.

Game on

Woah!!!

Why did this never happen on school Zoo trips?

Soldier Name

I think I just found what I want to call my first born:

http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=2812629

Yes, it's cheesey...

... but Hallmark will probably buy this for a LOT.

Yahh!

World's Fastest Everything

Some worth watching - some useless. Making 3 large pizza's in 40 seconds doesn't impress me unless the delivery driver happens to compete in F1. And in the event that I NEED someone to play "Mine Sweep" on expert level as quick as they can, I no longer need to live.

Sprung

Some of best wayward gaze's caught on camera:

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/15-great-moments-in-caught-ya-lookin/

eg.

Kicked the Bucket

The Taco Bell dog died. Yo Quiero Taco Bell no more.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20293002,00.html

Turtle Sex

Ladies and Gentlemen - I present to you: Two turtles having sex. If you can watch this without cracking so much as a smile, I award you the bag of gold that I found at the end of the rainbow last week.

Uhh, it's not how it looks

Hypnotising

Irony at its best

Public Comment

Listening to this stuff would either be the best or the worst job.

Kenya

Lost In Translation

Alternate Ending?

Begin stalking

Space Is The Place

Harry Potter

I'm hardly a Harry Potter fan but for some reason I couldn't look away from this:

Moon Landing

In keeping with the spirit of the 40 year anniversary of the moon landing, here's a video of Buzz Aldrin punching someone in the face:

Sarcasm

"2021: A small group of Rogue Americans hijack an airplane and fly it into the Burj Al-Arab, in Dubai. The United Arab Emerates spend the next five years invading Canada and torturing its citizens eventually leaving over 80,000 dead.

Oops, that's not funny.

Sarcasm: Sometimes it the only ay to get people to question the official response."

Burgled

This robber was kind enough to leave a note for his victim. I would honestly be less upset if I got one of these.



It reads:

"You have amazing taste in music. Don`t worry about your credit cards and driver`s license - I know I can`t use them...after tonight, at least.

:P

Seriously though. Lock your car in the future."

Close enough

I thought this was photo shopped. Turns out it was taken at an airshow.

Blood Board

Here's one way of trying to make people slow down:

I don't know about you guys...

... but I want some fucking cheese!

http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/07/insane-japanese-tv-ad.html

Street Art/Life

Really simple and effective chalk drawings in public. I'll admit I don't get a few of them though:

http://agilis9.com/graffiti-art-comes-alive/

Mail

Rich Nerds

If you were a massive video game nerd - and you had a LOT of money... what would you do?

I've just discovered - 'build a Timezone in your back yard'

http://lunacityarcade.com/photos.htm

Banned

Try to guess why this one never made it air:

Albino

Tanzanian albino's are being hunted by their own people. You have to read this article to find out why. It's crazy.

http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/01/24/tanzania-albino-hunting-update/

1...2...3

Solution

A hospital has employed a method of preventing its Alzheimers patients from wandering off. It's a fake bus stop. Apparently the freedom bound patients wait there long enough, out of habit, to be discovered and returned.

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/06/05/fake-bus-stop-keeps.html

Avoid: this

Catch Me If You Can

If you've ever seen the movie, you'd know it was based on a kid who's reputation far exceeded his qualifications. They focus on the airline part of the story, where main character, Frank, fakes his way to being an established Pan-Am employee.

I can't help but think this kid was inspired:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5861108/Teenger-convinces-airline-bosses-that-he-is-an-aviation-tycoon.html

Genius.

You're doin' it right!

Hero in a half shell

Cam Coordination

Soon...

...

Tee's

Some awesome t-shirt designs (and some not so tasteful ones)

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=42132

Hey!

Future

The year is 1985 - a certain magazine decides to predict what celebrities will look like in 15 years.

This is Michael Jackson's future.

It reads: "At 40, he will have aged gracefully and will have a handsome, more mature look. In number, his fans will have grown tenfold by the year 2000"

They may have miscalculated on this one:

Kids with Guns

Intruder shot in the face by a 10 yr old kid in America. Note to potential intruders - avoid getting shot in face by a friggen 10 year old.

http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=10741492&nav=menu57_2

Star Wars

Han Solo, Chewbacca, Darth Vader, Princess Leia, R2D2 & Luke Skywalker

How to Fail DUI

Well, it sure is.

Waddup?

Penguin Snipers

Snipers have been employed around Sydney harbour to protect the penguins. Awesome. Totally awesome.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8153168.stm

Weather

Super Cop

A cop who arrested a girl for swearing on a 9-1-1 call. She was calling to get an ambulance for her collapsed father. Smart stuff.

Penguin Zoom

Go here:

http://bellflower.elfle.com/a-lot-of-penguins.html

... and check the pictures. It's a mass penguin congregation. Looks incredible from afar.

The Hardest Part

Cool Bug